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Ubuntu, Debian, RedHat, SUSE, others announce merge

In an improvised press conference representatives all major Linux distributions, such as Ubuntu, RedHat, Debian and SUSE, have declared last night to give up their rivalry, forget about their differences and merge all existing Linux distrubtions into one. "The best thing to happen to Linux ever", it was said.