Quote of the Week Archive

iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

Twitter Launches New $1000 280-character “Super Tweet” service

Quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the new Super Tweet service, that allows users to enter up to 280 characters for a whopping $1000 each.

iPad 2 Price Drops To $98 As Apple CEO Tim Cook Gets Nervous

Funny quote from a nervous Apple CEO Tim Cook, who's dropping iPad 2 prices to just $98, swearing it has nothing to do with HP's TouchPad tablet.

Furious Apple CEO Steve Jobs About Those Pesky Samsung Galaxy Products

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about those pesky Samsung Galaxy products which Apple claims are infringing its intellectual yadda yadda.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook Causing Teen Psych Disorders

Rather disturbing quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook causing psychological disorders in teenagers due to heavy use of the social network.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the iPhone 5 release

Fun quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the upcoming iPhone 5 release, for which he expects great success thanks to a new packaging.

Nervous CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft’s silly social network

Fun quote from Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft's leaked attempt at creating yet another social network, Tulahulahoop.

Embarrased Visa CEO reveals actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations

Funny quote from embarassed Visa CEO Joseph W. Saunders, revealing the actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations, which appears surprisingly personal.

Google CEO Larry Page

Google CEO Larry Page about the new Google+ social network

Hilarious quote from Google CEO Larry Page about how he got the concept for the new Google+ social network, that will compete directly with Facebook.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5, in particular the battery, for which Apple apparently has big plans.