iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

“ The iPad 3 will be absolutely ma..cabre, ma..ssive...uhm, I mean, Magical. You'll get it before Christmas... 2012, that is. We think it will be re..pulsive, re..dundant... nonono! Wait. Revolutionary! Right. Gosh, I suck. Steve, please beam me up! ”

Apple CEO Tim Cook, struggling with the announcement of the iPad 3, after he screwed up by calling the iPhone 5 "4S".

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http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KGVSZDBBINSHFSNBH2LVGWBNRQ John Smith

Damn, that Mark is a walking disorder himself. Thank God for Google+, I guess.
http://twohourblogger.com Martyn Chamberlin

He’s got a loose screw, no question about it.

I was talking to a waiter at a 4-star restaurant that Zuck attends regularly. He confirmed my suspicions.
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hah yeah I dont think the ipad 3 will be out before this christmas….
http://www.goradde.com Goradde

i just can’t look up to cook as much as i did with jobs.
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do you know why ipad 4 has explosed?

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