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QUOTE OF THE DAY
iPad 2 Price Drops To $98 As Apple CEO Tim Cook Gets Nervous
Funny quote from a nervous Apple CEO Tim Cook, who's dropping iPad 2 prices to just $98, swearing it has nothing to do with HP's TouchPad tablet.
“ No, of course it has nothing to do with the HP TouchSplat tablet. I just love to sell stuff at $98. Really! I'll prove it. You wanna buy my car? Here you go, a 2010 Maserati Quattroporte for just $98. Wait, did I just say that out loud?
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A sweating and anxious Apple CEO Tim Cook, talking to a sexy blonde journalist in Hellhole Palms, CA.
