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August 9, 2011 - By Marisa van Velzen QUOTE OF THE DAY

CEO Mark Zuckerberg About Facebook Causing Teen Psych Disorders

Rather disturbing quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about Facebook causing psychological disorders in teenagers due to heavy use of the social network.
“ Yes, of course I am shocked to hear this. I mean, why just teens? Facebook is here for everyone. I have a dream that one day, all of God's children will have one finger on a Facebook button and one eye on their Facebook news feed at all times. ”
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, addressing the Convention of Creepy CEOs at Frog Eye, AL.

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  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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