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July 26, 2011 - By Marisa van Velzen QUOTE OF THE DAY

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the iPhone 5 release

Fun quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the upcoming iPhone 5 release, for which he expects great success thanks to a new packaging.
“ I'm sure the iPhone 5 is gonna sell like crazy. We've got new packaging that sticks to your fingers when you touch it, and immediately slips endorphins into your bloodstream. Yeah, the iPhone 5 is truly gonna be a feel-good phone. ”
A glowing Steve Jobs, struggling to get a couple of iPhone 5 boxes off his hands.

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  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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