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July 8, 2011 - By Marisa van Velzen QUOTE OF THE DAY

Embarrased Visa CEO reveals actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations

Funny quote from embarassed Visa CEO Joseph W. Saunders, revealing the actual reason for blocking Wikileaks donations, which appears surprisingly personal.
“ I'm sorry but I had to do something. They leaked my photos and I'm having a hard time explaining to my grandchildren why I was having some kinky SM sex involving a barbeque and various animals. ”
Visa CEO Joseph Saunders, talking to journalists while unveiling invisible wallets.

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  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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