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June 25, 2011 - By Dylan Lockwood QUOTE OF THE DAY

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5, in particular the battery, for which Apple apparently has big plans.
“ It's still a work in progress. We're trying different energy sources to replace the iPhone 5 battery but after an hydrogen explosion, a minor nuclear meltdown and a solar fire, I can safely say we're gonna stick with lithium-ion for now. ”
Apple CEO Steve Jobs, responding to questions from Chinese prime minister Hu Jintao
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Comments

  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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