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June 17, 2011 - By Dylan Lockwood QUOTE OF THE DAY

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Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the official Apple iPad app

Hilarious quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the official Apple iPad app, speaking to journalists at a press conference about why it took Facebook so long to develop the app, which is apparently nothing short of magical.
“ Yes, I know we've taken a long time, but our app makes the iPad truly magical. It lets you take 4D photos, chat with aliens, travel in time, teleport to remote planets... uhm, wait. I'm sorry, I just came out of a 48 hour Sci-Fi movie marathon. ”
A slightly hazy Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, speaking to journalists at a press conference about why the hell it took Facebook so long.

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  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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