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May 19, 2011 - By Miguel Oliveira QUOTE OF THE DAY

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft’s increased popularity

Quote from Steve Ballmer about Microsoft's increased popularity, speaking at the Monthly Meeting for Desperately Balding Men in Bummerville, CA.
“ Our latest ACSI score clearly shows people absolutely LOVE what I did with my hair. I'm sure Windows 7 would never have sold so well if my hair wasn't so vital, full of volume and well moisturized. ”
Steve Ballmer, speaking to hopeful participants at the Monthly Meeting for Desperately Balding Men in Bummerville, CA.
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Comments

  • bommswomms

    He’s angry alright… and apparently, anger doesn’t help with SMART sarcasm. He sounds like an idiot.

  • Shadrock2k

    And I’ll make sure that a Banana falls on his head every time we use FLASH on said Galaxy thing. I find that little “can’t do” more obnoxious anything Samsung has created

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