Google Porn hits 100M users as Google+ popularity drops fast

You remember Google Porn? Sure you do. It’s the revolutionary new service launched by Google earlier this year, and it’s still growing like it’s on Viagra. After gathering no less than 25 million users in its trial phase, the service has taken a huge flight and is now hitting the 100 million users.

I know I was critical about Google Porn in my review, but I must admit – it’s so addictive, it’s a lifestyle for me now. I tried the new Yahoo! Fetish too, but it’s just weird. Google Porn however is completely personalized. So, it’s pretty easy to see why Google+, the new social network on the block, is hardly as popular as Google Porn.

I had a chance to chat about this with Google’s CEO Larry Page. Actually it was kinda funny, I caught him at a bad time – he was just checking out some Fetish Suggestions on Porn. When I asked him about the tension between Porn and Plus, he told me, “we really thought we could make it work, you know – beat Facebook, finally overcome the whole Orkut, Wave and Buzz drama – but now it seems Plus will never be able to hold up against Porn”, he sighed, while desperately trying to close a parade of Fetish Suggestions windows.

The woman responsible for halting progress at Google

I can surely see his concern – you can read everywhere about people leaving Google+, saying it is just not satisfying their basic needs. “Yes, I know”, said Larry, quietly wiping some Porn Preview prints from his desk, “that’s why we’re gonna merge them – we’ll call it Porn+.” He went on to describe the PornPlus Project, and I must say it sounded great but, honestly, rather horny, actually.

I was gonna ask a lot more questions, but at that point, he suddenly asked his suspiciously hot secretary to come in, while pointing me to the door, so I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what Porn+ will bring us.

In the mean time, we’ll be able to enjoy the video that I got of the two of them with the camera I planted in his room.