Yahoo announces new Fetish porn site, competes with Google Porn service
Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz, whose approval rating among Yahoo employees has been steadily declining since her start in 2009, has launched a new Yahoo! site, despite the recent cutbacks.
Apparently, Yahoo! is quite desperate to compete with Google, which recently introduced its immensely popular Porn service, by making a surprising step into the adult entertainment arena with Yahoo! Fetish.
Yahoo CEO Carol Bartz, blushing heavily at the launch party against a background of erotic nudes, quality softporn and premium hardcore content, said “I am ashamed to admit, but I should really thank my son and his new girlfriend. Their in-house activity really brought to my attention what content is most desired. We can deliver all the stocks, weather, horoscopes and sports in the world, but nothing sells like adult materials.”
When asked how the new Yahoo site will distinguish itself in the saturated market, Mrs. Bartz detailed how the site will target “the long tail”, by providing materials for many different fetishes, as opposed to the usual mainstream smut. For an example of the nature of these fetishes, Mrs. Bartz described surprisingly vividly how some people could only reach a climax when watching a squirrel threesome while wearing a latex suit.
According to Doug Anmuth, internet analyst at Barclays Capital, the new venture into sexually explicit material “seems to be mostly satisfying Mrs. Bartz personal needs, but not those of the stockholders”.
