Apple CEO Steve Jobs working on secret project
Although the iPhone, iPod and iPad are still very popular, Apple CEO Steve Jobs is not satisfied with the company’s speed of innovation. Confronted with his own mortality, he feels more than ever a need to bring one more brilliant product to the world, sources close to the genius inventor say.
As always, mystery surrounds the development, although it is quite certain the new product will be named the iPud. The iPud is said to be a “super-device”, combining features from all other Apple devices. According to Jobs’ neighbors, producers from the Transformers movies were spotted frequently at his house, along with StarTrek technology experts and magician David Copperfield.
When asked for comments, Apple COO Tim Cook said, “Don’t expect too much of this whole iPud project. You see, Steve’s pain meds are pretty strong – last time I saw him he told me to open an Apple store on Mars. Let’s just pray whatever he puts together won’t explode and kill him.”
