Borg Collective to offer “Cube” cloud computing service

The Borg Collective, the leading conglomerate of cybernetic organisms from the Delta quadrant, have announced today that the Collective will soon offer Cloud Computing services. Leveraging its vast network of Borg Cubes, the new service will provide unprecedented access to virtually infinite processing and storage capacity.

“The Collective noticed how humans struggle to develop decent cloud computing facilities. After the recent Amazon outage, we felt the time was right to introduce Earth to our superior infrastructure”, explained the Borg Queen. “No offense, but it’s just pathetic, this fiber-channel rubble, inter-spider-web thingy and blade server stuff. We have the real thing. With Cube cloud computing, you can run your applications on any number of drones you need, transfer data transfer at Warp speeds across galaxies, and enjoy truly universal reach through our multi-quadrant network.”

The Collective’s cloud computing service comes bundled with the Enterprise Assimilation Service, which will bring the many benefits of Borg technology to the enterprise through the familiar assimilation procedure. A 90 day trial is offered when you sign up for a free Hivemind Seminar on a nearby Cube.