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June 24, 2011 - By Brandon Clayworth EXPERT OPINIONS

What our Tablet Gurus say about the glorious HP TouchPad

"There’s nothing like it.", says HP about their new TouchPad tablet, which runs webOS. Well, well! Read what our Tablet Gurus have to say about the TouchPad.

“There’s nothing like it.”, says HP about their new TouchPad tablet, running webOS, that was rotting in the gutter until HP pimped it up. No homescreens, not a huge App Store, but, it has Flash! We don’t know if HP stands any chance against the Almighty iPad, so let’s hear from our Tablet Gurus.


George Bailey
HTTP Form Validator

The TouchPad is a slice of heaven. Oh, those curves... let me just... well, I think me and my TouchPad need some privacy now.


Samantha Schnitzke
Semicolon Inserter

The TouchPad is just perfect for me. Now I can finally see all the Flash ads everywhere! Hmm, let me punch that monkey some more.


Ben Choi
Mainframe Cleaner

The TouchPad is absolutely brilliant. The card-based interface fits very well with my poker addiction. I have a hard time shuffling them, though.

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