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What experts say about Obama’s switch from Blackberry to iPhone 5
After sticking with his Blackberry for years, U.S. president Obama seems to have suddenly switched to a brandnew Apple iPhone 5. Read what the experts say about it.
For years, President Obama was very attached to his Blackberry Storm, but it appears he has tossed it out and replaced it with a shiny new Apple iPhone 5, which is not even available to the public yet. What made him change his mind?
Mabel Clarkson
Professional Scammer
I saw Barack at the WWDC in the front row. He was totally in trance. I believe he tried to lick Steve Jobs. So, no surprise for me here.
Dylan Westbrooke
IT Museum Clerk
Dude, didn't you notice the black turtleneck and blue jeans he's been wearing all the time recently? After this term, he's taking over at Apple.
Zeus Papadopoulos
God of Support
Well, let's just all pray he will get a good score in the Angry Birds game. That's the least we can expect from a Commander In Chief.
