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April 21, 2011 - By Miguel Oliveira EXPERT OPINIONS

What the experts say about Android 3.0 Honeycomb

The all-new Android 3.0 features a new UI designed from the ground up for tablets, a System Bar for global status and notifications, customizable Home screens and a redesigned keyboard. Sounds great, but what do the experts say about Honeycomb?

The all-new Android 3.0 features a new UI designed from the ground up for tablets, a System Bar for global status and notifications, customizable Home screens and a redesigned keyboard. Sounds great, but what do the experts say about Honeycomb?


Peter Berburry
Novelty Researcher

Well, it still can't wash my car, do my laundry or wipe my ass, so I'm not really impressed.


Samantha Schnitzke
Semicolon Inserter

I'm sorry, but I'm only genuinely interested in chocolate tablets. Let me know when the edible version comes out.


George Bailey
HTTP Form Validator

Honeycomb? No, that black-and-blue color scheme doesn't go well with any of my outfits. And I kept getting hypnotized by that glowing clock.

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