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EXPERT OPINIONS
How can you resist installing Internet Explorer 9?
It's "all-around fast", has "streamlined and simplified design", sports a combined search and address bar, better integration with Windows 7, and improved add-on management: How could you possibly resist installing Microsoft's latest and greatest, Internet Explorer version 9?
It’s “all-around fast”, has “streamlined and simplified design”, sports a combined search and address bar, better integration with Windows 7, and improved add-on management: How could you possibly resist installing Microsoft’s latest and greatest, Internet Explorer version 9?
Ben Choi
Mainframe Cleaner
I'm sorry, but I made a pact with the Devil; I'll live forever, but I have to use Internet Explorer 6 for eternity. Yeah, I regret already.
Samantha Schnitzke
Semicolon Inserter
I still think it's not safe. I heard people call it the Internet Exploder. That has "TERRORIST" all over it for me.
Zeus Papadopoulos
God of Support
Version 9!? Hmmm. I just installed version 11! It's all purple and it makes my computer stink. I already suspected something wasn't right.
