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Apple CEO Steve Jobs taking sick leave again
The famous CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs, is taking sick leave again. This time he is suffering pancreatic cancer and some even say he only has 6 weeks to live. He seems to have lost a significant amount of weight at least.
Ben Choi
Mainframe Cleaner
Ah, it won't matter much whether he's alive or not. He's definitely gonna haunt people all over Sillican Valley for the next 20 years anyway.
Mia Ramirez
Closed Source Evangelist
Gosh. Those Apple computers must be pretty harzardous then. I guess they're so powerful because they run on some freaky nuclear chip.
Martha Lombardo
Webdesign Guru Impersonator
Heheh. That's what you get when you keep wearing the same clothes for over 10 years.
