Published in September 2011

Facebook Timeline Accidentally Shows Future, Users Freaking Out

The new Timeline feature on Facebook has accidentally revealed not just the past, but also the future of some users, scaring the hell out of them.

Google+ Copies Facebook Poke, Adds 5 More Crappy Actions

To keep up with Facebook, Google+ has now copied Facebook's "Poke" feature, and added another 5 actions that surely bring the social network to life.

“Facebook Is New Yahoo” Rumor Flips Out CEO Mark Zuckerberg

CEO Mark Zuckerberg defends himself against rumors about his lack of vision, as Facebook struggles with Google+ and is labeled "the new Yahoo".

Blackmailed Google Reluctantly Launches Mafia+ Social Network

Today Google reluctantly launched the Mafia+ social network, developed after CEO Larry Page was blackmailed with Google Porn material.

Microsoft Experts Explain Why Windows 8 Will Be Completely Free

Windows 8, which Microsoft reveals to developers today, will be completely FREE! Our shocked experts wonder how on earth that could be.

Twitter Launches New $1000 280-character “Super Tweet” service

Quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the new Super Tweet service, that allows users to enter up to 280 characters for a whopping $1000 each.

Desperate Samsung Redesigns Banned Galaxy Tablets to Include Printer

As it remains banned in Germany, Samsung has redesigned the Galaxy Tab 10.1 tablet to include a printer, avoiding all similarity with Apple's iPad.

Final Interview with Apple’s Steve Jobs: 5 Shockingly Honest Answers

Former Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who recently resigned, answers 5 questions in an exclusive interview. Brace yourself, as we reveal the true Mr. Apple.

iPad 2 Price Drops To $98 As Apple CEO Tim Cook Gets Nervous

Funny quote from a nervous Apple CEO Tim Cook, who's dropping iPad 2 prices to just $98, swearing it has nothing to do with HP's TouchPad tablet.

How To Download Windows 8: Microsoft Experts Reveal 3 Ridiculous Ways

While Microsoft keeps pretending they are still building Windows 8, you can already download it, and our Microsoft experts will show you how.