Published in May 2011
Drunk Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about five intriguing changes in Windows 8
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer tells us about five intriguing changes in the new Windows 8, including appearance, HTML rendering, games, a special edition, and personal assistence.
Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai about the actual cause of the PlayStation Network breakdown
Quote from Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai about the actual cause of the PlayStation Network breakdown, speaking at the launch of "Apologies for Dummies and CEOs".
Lady Gaga about Amazon’s trouble and the Skype outage
Funny quote from Lady Gaga, amazed at the overwhelming success of her new album Born This Way (Better Skip This One), about Amazon's trouble and the Skype outage.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg on lowering the age limit
Remarkable quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about lowering the age limit on Facebook, speaking at the Symposium for Unethical Marketing.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs working on secret project
Confronted with his own mortality, Apple CEO Steve Jobs appears to be working on a secret project to produce what might be his last great product.
Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai about new hacking of Sony systems
Quote from Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai, about the latest hacks on Sony systems, speaking at the Convention for Recently Hacked Multinationals in Tokyo, Japan.
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer about Microsoft’s increased popularity
Quote from Steve Ballmer about Microsoft's increased popularity, speaking at the Monthly Meeting for Desperately Balding Men in Bummerville, CA.
Google Porn beta: Very convenient, but also quite creepy
The new Google Porn service, reviewed while in closed beta phase, brings porn collection to new levels, but has some uncomfortable side effects.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs about his plans for the iPad 3
Quote from Steve Jobs about his plans for the iPad 3, speaking to the Annual Conference of Subliminal Apple Marketeers in Greasy Corner, Arizona.
Google CEO Larry Page on replacing developers by robots
Remarkable quote from Google CEO Larry Page speaking at the University of California about replacing developers by robots.
