Published in April 2011
Jealous VMware CTO virtualizes CEO away
Stephen Herrod, the notoriously jealous CTO at VMware, has taken virtualization to a whole new level by virtualizing his boss CEO Paul Maritz away.
HTML5 to include new elements for adult content
After a lobby from a consortium of adult businesses, the W3C and WHATWG have now released an extension of the new HTML5 standard, which adds various elements for use on websites of an adult nature, enhancing the browsing experience and automatic processing.
What the experts say about Android 3.0 Honeycomb
The all-new Android 3.0 features a new UI designed from the ground up for tablets, a System Bar for global status and notifications, customizable Home screens and a redesigned keyboard. Sounds great, but what do the experts say about Honeycomb?
Four good reasons to own a Blackberry PlayBook
Research in Motion has just released its PlayBook tablet. It measures 7 inches, runs the QNX Neutrino OS on a dualcore CPU, and has 1 GB of memory. Here are 4 good reasons why you should own one!
Yahoo to store detailed user activity data
Yahoo's CEO Carol Bartz has announced that effective immediately, Yahoo will start storing all user activity data, starting with search history, mostly using a newly introduced browser toolbar, to improve the user's web experience.
Google employees harass others for “social” bonus
Larry Page, Google's new CEO, has tied 25% of everyone's bonus to the company success in "social", urging them to promote Google's social products and features as much as possible, which has led to some unforeseen events.
Apple increases app tax to 40% to cover increased research costs
Tim Cook, Chief Operating Officer (COO) of Apple Inc, announced today in a press conference that Apple will be increasing its 30% cut of all in-app subscription and content revenues to 40%.
Steve Ballmer rated worst tech CEO, fails suicide attempt
After recent approval ratings by Microsoft employees put him at a mere 40%, making him the worst CEO in the tech business, and the board's decision to grant him only half of his bonus, years of repeating failure drove Steve Ballmer to attempt to take his life, which also failed miserably.




