Fun stuff written by Dylan Lockwood

Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5

Funny quote from Apple CEO Steve Jobs about the specs of the iPhone 5, in particular the battery, for which Apple apparently has big plans.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the official Apple iPad app

Hilarious quote from Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the official Apple iPad app, speaking to journalists at a press conference about why it took Facebook so long to develop the app, which is apparently nothing short of magical.

What experts say about Obama’s switch from Blackberry to iPhone 5

After sticking with his Blackberry for years, U.S. president Obama seems to have suddenly switched to a brandnew Apple iPhone 5. Read what the experts say about it.

Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the merger with Facebook

Hilarious quote from Twitter CEO Dick Costolo about the merger with Facebook and the name for the new site, talking at an AA meeting in downtown San Francisco, CA.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs babbling at the WWDC about iCloud, OS X, iOS 5

Fun quote from a weak and babbling Apple CEO Steve Jobs about iCloud, OS X Lion and iOS 5 at the World Wide Developer Conference in San Francisco.

Lady Gaga about Amazon’s trouble and the Skype outage

Funny quote from Lady Gaga, amazed at the overwhelming success of her new album Born This Way (Better Skip This One), about Amazon's trouble and the Skype outage.