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October 12, 2011 - By Marisa van Velzen ARTICLE

iPad 3 To Be Released Before Christmas, Says Apple CEO Cook

The iPad3 tablet will be in stores before Christmas, according to a rather confused Apple CEO Tim Cook. Great - but maybe he's just mixing stuff up.

The iPad 3 will be absolutely ma..cabre, ma..ssive…uhm, I mean, Magical. You’ll get it before Christmas… 2012, that is. We think it will be re..pulsive, re..dundant… nonono! Wait. Revolutionary! Right. Gosh, I suck. Steve, please beam me up!

==Apple CEO Tim Cook, struggling with the announcement of the iPad 3, after he screwed up by calling the iPhone 5 “4S”.

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