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How To Download Windows 8: Microsoft Experts Reveal 3 Ridiculous Ways
While Microsoft keeps pretending they are still building Windows 8, you can already download it, and our Microsoft experts will show you how.
While Microsoft keeps pretending they are still building Windows 8, filling up the Building Windows 8 blog with blabber about the UI and more, everybody knows it’s already finished. Don’t be fooled by beta blah-blah and release date yadda-yadda: It’s just a matter of downloading, and our Microsoft experts will show you how.
Dylan Westbrooke
IT Museum Clerk
Yep, it's taken just a few years to infiltrate in the Windows product team, but now downloading is a breeze.
Maggie Hierra
Power Switch Operator
My scientific experiment show that teasing a sex-starved Windows developer helps a lot to get access to the download portal.
Romano Bianchi
Database Engine Pimper
The download is in your mind. Let the spirit touch your soul and the bytes will start flowing. But please don't ask me how to install it after that.
