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Windows XP experts about Microsoft’s shameless Upgrade-Or-Die policy
In an unexpected move, Microsoft has announced a very aggressive and actually quite lethal “Upgrade Or Die” policy for Windows XP users, telling them that their days are numbered: Upgrade to Windows 7 in 1000 days, or die when your old computer explodes at Judgement Day. Everyone’s talking about that shocking commercial with Steve Ballmer laughing like Dr. Evil when an old Dell blows up, but what do our Windows XP experts say?
Mabel Clarkson
Professional Scammer
Hehe. Finally, a way to settle my divorce without expensive lawyers. He will go out with a blast, hehe. Thanks, Steve!
Dylan Westbrooke
IT Museum Clerk
You got to be kidding me. I just had it pimped on Pimp My PC. Check out the flamed grill and the massive subwoofer on the back. Damn man!
Samantha Schnitzke
Semicolon Inserter
I told my husband so many times, we should get a Mac, this PC is just dangerous. This will surely do the trick. I hope he'll survive it, though.
