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February 26, 2011 - By Marisa van Velzen EXPERT OPINIONS

Thunderbolt and Light Peak technologies push out USB 3.0

Now that Apple is putting the new and faster Thunderbolt technology on new MacBooks, and Intel has presented its Light Peak technology, enabling transfer speeds up to a staggering 10 Gbps, the perspective for wide usage of USB 3.0 is getting worse.


Peter Berburry
Novelty Researcher

Oh, that's just crazy talk. I'm already working on USB 4.0. It would set my computer on fire if I demonstrate it to you now, it's that fast.


Samantha Schnitzke
Semicolon Inserter

This all sounds quite dangerous to me, to be honest. I'm pretty scared of thunder and lighting. Should I wear a safety hat if I use this stuff?


Martin Schmidt
SSL Accelerator

Ah. That's too bad. I guess they all didn't pay much attention to the "Universal" part of USB. Instead it seems they were watching the weather channel.

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